Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
Hugs-a-lot
Really sweet.
The Hobbit Song Will Make You Smile
Bilbo Baggins and Gandolf’s version wasn’t quite this good.
I LOVE ED SHEERAN. Concert in new zealand sold out too quickly for me to get tix D:
(Source: whyousocontagious, via lovelikelive)
Cop Pulls Over Man Driving Bathtub
“To the bathmobile!”
Fun Fact: The Guinea Pig Dinosaur is neither pig nor dinosaur.
(Source: College Humor)
OVERLOAD!
acupuncture is a jab well done. via
For you arewehavingpun yet!
